Aliens invade OAU run for your lives

Wonders never end around here! Is it just me or is this an entirely different level of crazy on OAU campus?! Please, help me. So, I was on my way to my room from one seemingly-eternal and excruciatingly boring lecture, (Yes, its bad like that) I got to Moremi junction, and boom! Men in blue walking to and fro the zebra crossing. I looked around to see exactly what they were advertising but no bus, no posters, no banner! What is wrong with this people…?! Since then, I have seen them everywhere sha. Some guys, wearing black all through, with their hands and faces painted in blue paint, walking in slow motion. Same age and height, same dressing, long strides and fixed gazes. Truth is, if its your first time, its nothing short of creepy. The other day I was in a bus and one of them kept staring at me, as in, you certainly dont want to see these people at night.  The thing is, no one seems to know who these guys are or what they are roaming our streets for. What connects them or what goal they plan to achieve. I have poked my nose everywhere and even  I’m not so clear on this one. One theory prevails though, it’s OAU’s second semester, the season of elections on campus and i strongly believe that this is a campaign stunt by one of the candidates. When I eventually find out who is behind this, I will give kudos to his or her campaign manager largely because, it has been fun having the ‘blue guys’ around. We even have nicknames for them now: “blue aliens”, “men in blue” and so on.  I feel for those guys though, all that paint! All that time, walking like dummies on the road, under the blazing sun!! I hope they are being paid o. If not, guys, why sacrifice your life for one persons political ambition… *coughs* is that life? *dodges blows* Anyhow, that’s all! Off to minding my own business! Thanks for reading

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